Me via Twitter

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  • As you age, you start to recognize those qualities in you that women like. For instance, me? I can’t grow a Hitler ’stache. Girls love that. #
  • Toilet condoms not only protect your ass from whatever’s on the seat — it protects us from whatever’s on your ass. The More You Know(TM). #
  • (I see the grammar problem in my previous post. Do you?) #
  • “The guy here at the UPS store packs things slower than softcore gay porn. SPEED IT UP MAN.” (Retweet, via @joethepeacock) #

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