BRENTZILLA

• Edwards heard Clinton say she’d work hard for "the nominee" during her speech in WV, and thought, UH OH! Time to make my bid for VP… #
• @vmarinelli, dammit, I’d forgotten. And now I haven’t. AND NOW I’M ACURIOUSED #
• Man, I’m hot. Burning hot. I mean, whose so freaking hot around here? Me, that’s who. Like fire. Also, it’s quite warm in SF Bay Area today. #
• Hair like helmet. #
• Serious olfactory assault upon my sense of smell and decency launched by rose-perfumed Baby Boomer. Everyone is flinching in her wake #
• List of enemies that have harried me of late: Catalog, bad coffee lids, sleep deprivation, KHAAAAN website, five miles, Netflix, filthy car. #
• Clever people can make vanity plates. The rest of you, please stop. "TUTCPOP" is weaksauce. #
• @joethepeacock, dude, I just totally bailed and hit my head on the curb, but my helmet saved me… #
• Seriously? Editing Fark sometimes me feel like I’m going retarded. Is it a virus? #
• @everywherewoman: MAD PROPS! #
• Fark: "Substitute teacher shows up to school so drunk he can’t even complete a sobriety test. Bonus: He has vanity plates reading "IMBLZT" #
• *Cough, cough, cough* I think I need some medicine. Like whiskey, or tequila. Something to burn this thing out… #
• Sigh. Getting yelled at by young whippersnappers for sounding old on the electronic Internety messenger device. Also: GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN! #
• Der Twitter ist b0rkened #
• Twitter ist defekt, weil es ein schwacher Affe ist, der eine Hitzewelle nicht nehmen kann. #
• Auch es hält, meine Tweets bekanntzugeben auf Deutsch #
• No. 1 (and only) result when you google "The Ford Tough War in Iraq Presented by Ford." #

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