BRENTZILLA

• Americans have done a much better job at standardizing the English language than anyone else. (No comment on whether this is good or bad.) #
• At a cafe. I oughta be stabbing this doc to death with contemptuous fingers of maximum pain. Instead, listening to the dulcet sounds of Seal #
• Hey! Found three wifi spots THAT WORK. Applying for sainthood now. #
• Whups, no, third spot slipped back into Edge. Do Catholics refund the sainthood application fees? #
• Actually, the Michael Jackson we loved and admired died 25 years ago. #

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