BRENTZILLA

• Obama doesn’t have a problem connecting with the white working class. He has a problem connecting with a segment of population that’s racist #
• Reading "Gates of Fire" by Steven Pressfield. Think "300" but researched and interesting. Yet it’s definitely a I LOVE YOU, MAN kind of … #
• Damn you, @hahlo — if you’re going to count characters, you really ought to have count correctly. #
• @briggsb: MUA HA HA HA! It is actually a picture of my evil twin, Brett. (Brett, by the way, is an evil name. Just rockin’ the truth here!) #
• One last pitch: Check out some cuts from "La Guittara" at http://www.myspace.com/theabsintheglow. #
• I hereby suspend favoriting my own tweets — the archive now takes me back to first post. Ack: Have to go back and uncheck many nonfaves… #
• @FarkerPeaceboy, not all websites employ cutting-edge filtering. Not all websites employ humans, for that matter. #
• Note "cutting edge," tweeps. Not "bleeding edge" or (god forbid) "leading edge." Don’t make me hate you. Don’t make me slice you up. #
• Word suggests the following synonyms for "information": in order, in sequence, in turn, in rank, in a row. Thankfully, I R RITER. #
• Oh, booooo @FarkerPeaceboy. Boooooo… #
• Headed out to tear up five miles with running group. #
• Someone just told me I’m smart. Fortunately, she didn’t see me wandering around the workplace with running shorts turned inside out. #
• Retweeting @elliottng: CNReviews post on China Earthquake Relief + Donations: 14+ ways you can donate: http://is.gd/gkw. Plz retweet this! #
• Five miles was all, nuh uh, but I was all, uh HUNH, and it was, nuh-AAGGAAHG and weeping because I slapped it down and called it a baby. #
• Fark headline o’ the day: "There’s a huge fault line beneath Seattle ’similar to the one in China.’ EVERYBODY DOUBLE-TALL NO-WHIP PANIC" #
• Another historic first: Clinton’s become the first zombie candidate. Not quite dead, certainly not alive. Oh, she’ll eat your face off, too. #
• 80s bands with really bad names, A-B: Aldo Nova, Bananarama, Al B. Sure, The Buggles, Billy Vera & The Beaters, Bros, Blow Monkies, Babyface #
• Farkers keep making the same mistakes in submissions lately. Like, "Not News: …." Dudes, it’s "Not news: …." DUH #
• Edwards, afraid of getting face eaten off by oncoming zombie, finally endorses Obama #

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