BRENTZILLA

• San Francisco’s latest fad: Using Nordstrom receipts as bookmarks in pretentious New Times bestsellers. I have four! #
• FACT: Two people that combine loud whispering with very strenuous body language in the Bay Area are usually French or New Yorkers. END FACT #
• No, “delux luxury limo van,” you are not delux or luxurious. Not yours. #

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