BRENTZILLA

• She: “Puppy names! Halp!” Me: “ALEXANDER THE GREAT! OMEGA THE LAST MAN! BADLY INJURED MAN NOT DONE PARTYING YET!” She: “Girl puppy.” Lame! #
• @joethepeacock got my favorite manga tattooed on his shoulder: http://bit.ly/4lN4G. FINALLY. #
• I think Canadian cheddar is my favorite cheddar. I think you care. Thus. #
• Do weepy, bloody wounds ever just open up on your wrists? Weird. Makes it hrd to tyep. #
• I was accepted into the May 31st, 2009 class of the finest improv comedy traffic school in the East Bay! My mom is sooo proud! #
• The instructor is tuning his guitar. Shoot me now. #
• My classmates are morons. How did they ever get accepted? #
• Improv Traffic School, 11:00 a.m.: Professor just sang “The Stop Sign Song.” Sounded like Boston and John Denver and sad. #
• Improv Traffic School, 12:40 p.m.: Professor just sang “The Speed Trap Song,” a la punk and whatever. Lunch. #
• Improv Traffic School, 3:17 p.m.: Somehow, half the class is singing “Norwegian Wood” to the prof’s guitar accompaniment. #

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