BRENTZILLA

• Peeps, hear me: I, Brent Awesome, shall be using “me” in place of “my.” For at least a day. Today. Tomorrow, that is. #
• Men have a five-minute window, post sex, to think clearly, with reason, logical-like. That’s about it. That’s all I have tonight. Me? Two. #
• @adamisacson, water, then flavor, then brick. Great combo. Try it, I guarantee awesomeness*. Or is that awesomeness.* #
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• Ha. I don’t remember tweeting last night. At least, not that much. Wine is good. #
• Apparently, I’m in a “jerky club.” Yes. #

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