BRENTZILLA

• Shut the fuck up, @newtgingrich. You’ve had a lot of practice at being actually and publicly racist. #
• FACT: In normal U.S. cities, you’ll reach for a container in a cafe and have a 73% chance of picking Half & Half. In SF, it’s 56%. END FACT. #
• MORE STATS: 84% of my people watching is actually ass watching. END STATS. #
• @patjenkins, Gino’s! http://tinyurl.com/om6j2b. Like Berkeley’s Zachary’s, but much, much better. #
• “FTW turns can into WTF pretty fast.” — Me, quoting myself. As usually. #
• I love @joethepeacock — he’s the only dude who’d tweet while driving through insane rain on I-75. You know, the kind that blinds you. #
• Too many of us are saying, “Yadda yadda yadda. That said, yadda yadda yadda.” That said, too many of us are still saying yadda yadda yadda. #

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