BRENTZILLA

• With the Capital One Card Lab, you get to customize how Capital One will rape you! Yay. #
• I often wonder, “Is THAT worth the time to tweet?” Then a badass fat man farts on BART with great virtuousity and I can’t wait to tell you. #
• SF Chronicle steals a page from SF Examiner, stop! Is giving away editions at my BART stop, stop! Now two dying newspapers to ignore, stop! #
• @theamygrace, I blame my iPhone! #
• “I don’t know how many times it’s going to take for the judges to listen to the will of the people.” Sometimes the people’s wrong, dick. #
• “The will of the people” kept African-Americans from voting in many states for generations. Not to mention that whole slavery thing. #
• See how ungovernable California has become? A slight majority of ignorant, homophobic asses can destroy fundamental rights. #
• Sorry, I’m just completely disturbed by my state. Fucking California. #
• First Fail Whale in months. See what you’ve done, Prop. 8? YOU’VE EFFED UP MY TWITTER EXPERIENCE. #
• California rescinding rights is not a victory for state’s rights. Denying another’s rights is not the same as creating your own speed limits #
• RT @tjdietderich: Definition of #Califail is “when you are on the cusp of being awesome, and then Iowa beats you.” #
• California’s crumbling education system and the passage of Proposition 8. These things are related. My state is dumb. #

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