BRENTZILLA

• Fantasies: Cheney runs for president next time around. But there’s no way that dude’s not of this Earth before handing victory to the Dems. #
• I love Charlie Utter. He has all the kick-ass and none of the cool. #
• Extensive and real studies show that smiling was invented in 1919. Before that, there was none. Just look at the photos, dummy. END FACT. #
• Heh, tweetingtoohard.com is great: Stupid @guykawasaki style. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1412534392 #
• RT @JoethePeacock: Super Huge Joe’s Book Announcement, For Realz http://tinyurl.com/r9npkg. Y’all can still buy orange books from @TIHSHO. #
• Here’s your latest FACT: Content on sites like fmylife.com and textsfromlastnight.com feature fake entries created by staff. END FACT #
• Two dudes wearing caps backward: “Dude, seriously, chicks that had European boyfriends fuck awesome.” “No doubt, dude!” Me: ??? #
• @TIHSHO, yeah, but… but… but… but… but… >>ERROR>MIND ASPLODED<< #
• Tried hiding from cafe’s music, but Madonna’s “Live to Tell” came on, and activated my hatelove. #
• “HOLD ME CLOSER, TINY DANCER!” Oh yeah. Hatelove definitely turned up to 11, Tony Danza. “COUNT THE HEADLIGHTS ON THE HIGHWAY.” #
• RT @theamygrace: If anyone knows anyone in SF, help me find my friend Jim Kinsinger: http://www.theamygrace.com for details/photo. Pls RT. #
• @Kalli: John, then the rest. #
• “THE DECEPTION! WITH TACT! JUST WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? YOU’VE GOT A BLANK FACE! WHICH IRRITATES!” Lovehate, off. I just love this. #
• Dudes: The BBspot Podcast is now available on iTunes. Subscribe to it here (itunes link): http://bit.ly/py0wI #
• SF ALERT: Hefty dudes wearing “Muffin Tops” t-shirts seen wandering around 8th and Market. #

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