BRENTZILLA

• Suspicious briefcase in building! Excitement mounts! Evacuation proceeds! WHO IS THE TARORIST! #
• Bomb squad is now unrolling a robot from a truck. If by “unrolling” I actually mean “figuring out how this thing works.” #
• Ha ha! Bomb squad just dropped the robot’s remote! Keystone cops here. #
• Bomb squad is the opposite of “quick response.” Bored now. Gonna grab a coffee. #
• @wcopley, yeah, the cops were very, very careful backing the robot out of the truck. Took them 30 minutes. #
• I mean, if this is an actual bomb, bomber set the time for next day. #
• Yeah, bomb situation is defused. As usually. #

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