BRENTZILLA

• I am at the Fox, beeotches! Gonna see me some Band of Horses! #
• The Fox had toilet-condoms! And the toilets are clean! Greatest venue ever?? #
• Some band from Australia called Drones is opening. Some band from Australia called Drones is pretty boring. #
• Drones is SO bad, not one person at the Fox is paying attention to them. Not. One. Not. Exagerating. #
• My friend Aileen taught me something important: Ear plugs cut in half still work and you don’t look stupid. That’s a tip from Uncle Brent! #
• @lilmar, shouldn’t that be sfbbart? GAWD! #
• Uhm, could you please remove “trending topics” from my sidebar, @twitter? I don’t care and I don’t want to see it. #
• I are coffeeeeeeeee zombie… must… drink… caffeine… #
• New York Times ran a travel piece on “Silicon Valley” today. Uhm, seriously? Not a travel destination. It’s L.A. North now, and not as fun. #
• You tweet, therefore you are probably a porn bot. (Forgetting the Latin for this at the moment.) #

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