BRENTZILLA

• Alien: Why should we spare your puny race, hoo-mon? Me: Thou shalt know –we created beer! Alien: Cool. #
• Whuh? #
• Retweet @herdnoise: “If someone tweets in the Twitterverse, and no one is following… does that mean I’m a complete loser?” #
• Hanging at Starbucks before going into writing gig. Feels like old times. I miss you, Starbucks. *SNIFF* #
• View of West Oakland from BART: A mix of blast and bling and blue-collar. At least Oaktown’s still trying. Unlike Detroit. #
• On BART: Pink-dyed hair, green-painted eyes. She’s not very pretty, but she’s compelling. I’ll stop throwing JuJu Bees at her. #
• If you’re an Anglo-Saxon male, it’s against the law to be featured in UC Berkeley’s marketing stuff. Except red-headed slags who look Irish. #

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