BRENTZILLA

• The meaning of my name keeps changing. Used to be Gaelic for “upright.” Then: “Wise man on the hill.” Now? “Hill/mount.” I liked “upright.” #
• BART likes to advertise to potential criminals that it can’t guarantee the safety of passengers against their predations. Often, and loudly. #
• @theamygrace, yeah, that got mixed in with “hill/mount” entries. Where does this research come from? #
• Whale man in a too-tight tux just shook his head and snorted at me as he ambulated off the BART car. Now I want pork sandwiches. #
• Water polo team doesn’t know its whiskey, but it knows it’s brand names. #

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