BRENTZILLA

• Am drinking. Am wanting to smoke hookah. Am wanting to play Catan. Am listening to @ylnt and wishing I could turn it off so I can play Catan #
• I do not love you people. I make love to you people. Do you understand? (Except you, mom!) #
• (And dad! You too!) #
• Is that so, @ctsinclair? What other accounts might you have? DA DUM! Welcome to my little trap, sir. (Also: I don’t like Twhirl, kinda ugly) #
• Hey! I was the 8,058,372 user to sign up on Twitter! HOW ABOUT YOU, LOSER? #
• Why is “Grey’s Anatomy” a trend on Twitter? EFF YOU POST-2008 TWITTER! #
• PC Lauren: “I’m just not cool enough to be a Mac person.” Pretty much. Meanwhile, she picks the worst HP laptop out there. http://ow.ly/1vHw #
• @herdnoise, Pitchfork cannot afford the wave of hate they’d get if they let their audience participate. The flood! It consumes all! #
• Irony is sustained honking in support of hippies meditating on a lawn and sporting a “vigil for peace” sign. Berkeley! #

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