BRENTZILLA

• In the Mission, Cafe Petra, where everyone else looks exactly like the person beside him: Mission-style. It’s like liberal fascism here. #
• Oh, and we all have Macs. Except for one poor, out-of-place schlep. #
• San Francisco is weird. #
• Holy crap. Everyone has the same Xylophone ringtone on their cellphones here. Everyone has facial hair, glasses, or both. #
• Cellphones? Make that iPhones. Except the schlep. Motorolla is good enough for her! And a 4G iPod — I still think that was my favorite one. #
• The entirety of my previous tweets reminds me of the TotalFark “they didn’t decant the wine, so I didn’t accept it” thread. Heh. Oh, great. #
• Whoa. The cover letter in which I promised I could “multitask like your mom” got a response. They want more. Sweet. #
• If you are not following @joethepeacock, you a fool. #followfriday, biotches! (Unless “biotches” is offensive, in which case, “jerk holes”). #
• When there are three people and two urinals, cockpunch. #
• Joe, by way, describes Twitter success as a giant Ponzi scheme. Without, you know, the money or success: http://tinyurl.com/davxx4 #
• “WHEN I SEEEEE YOU SMILE! I CAN FACE THE WORLD!” This is me, chronicling terrible music for the masses. #

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