BRENTZILLA

• BWA HA HA. “Country Joe & The Fish.” What a dumb band name. Probably still better than Phish, however. But then, so are most bands. Stupids. #
• She: “My boyfriend doesn’t let me talk.” Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY GAAAAWWWWWD. #
• We’re listening to @fireland’s podcast right now. She doesn’t want to make love to me now. Or have sex. #
• She: “I don’t like people in Colorado.” Me: “I agree.” She: “They’re just not friendly.” Me: “I just hate them because whatever, Colorado.” #
• Colorado! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha — pant, pant, pant… ahhhh — ha ha ha ha. Colorado. Lame. #
• @ohheygreat, oh Christ. #
• Not that I want them to retire into new careers likes electricians or civic engineers, but seriously, U2, it’s time. Now. #
• (I’m certain @ohheygreat will hate me for that, too!) #

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