BRENTZILLA

• It’s pretty cool how Brightkite continues to spam me. Now awaiting @brightkite’s response on how to stop receiving these emails. Again. #
• Traveling the great American highways to the inevitable destination of the dorky and the dead — Horse Cave, Kentucky. Cri cri cri. #
• In Kentucky. Dude flirting with girls has a belly fold like a giant vagina. This bothers no one but me. #
• In Kentucky. Raining. Not hungry but thinking I want to eat because what else am I gonna do? #
• In Kentucky, surrounded by pudding people. #
• In Kentucky, where people debate whether I’m gay because I wear “fancy jeans.” #

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