BRENTZILLA

• Dang, Obama owns America and the Republicans in that crowd are sad-faced bastards. Can’t wait for Jindal’s response. Good luck with that. #
• Obama wants us all to come together. Therefore, by their very political natures, Republicans don’t. It’s true, pass it on. #
• Remember how everyone was all, “I love ‘Will & Grace,’ it’s SO funny” and it wasn’t, it just had a chick who looked like a bone bag? Me too. #
• In the playground of the mind, I’m the special kid with the football helmet on and it isn’t helping. #
• THERE’RE TWEETERS EVERYWHERE IN THIS CAFE. Creepy. #
• Uh, what tweets have I posted that you particularly like? Because I’m no good at figuring this shit out. #
• My psych friend was all, dude, if you talk about anal all the time, you’re probably consumed by it. Butt he’s a big ass. Scat. #
• Shout-outs hurt me, but I’ll try: I’m enjoying @fireland’s podcast. Well, all two of ‘em. Highlight: Not a You Look Nice Today ripoff. Ouch! #
• Note to you markety-corporatey types just now discovering Twitter: It’s too late. The Interweb has left you behind. Again. #
• Another day, another resume sent. As an online marketing expert, I expect replies to my “g3t b1gg3r j1zz NOW!!” subject line will be huge. #
• I.T professionals ought to, by law, be sent to charm school. And required to bathe twice a week. #

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