BRENTZILLA

• If I’m gonna be unemployed at this juncture, by God, I will drink late into the night! Well, that is, if you’ll spot me a beer. Just one. #
• I like beer. That is all. #
• The ladyfriend says, “Even ugly girls need love.” This somehow warms the evil-dead cockles of my coal-like heart. #
• i wil not right propr anglish twonaught #
• twonaugh townaught twonaugh OOOOOOO gona make it rite townite OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #
• Your Oscar party: Did someone, when they went through the whole Jerry Lewis thing, then say, “The French love Jerry Lewis?” Yeah. Inevitable #
• AAAAAA ROOOOOOOO GAH1 #
• Once again @califmom has mentioned something I know nothing about. Once again, I seek explanation: SO, explain “Bubble Tweet.” Now! #
• I fly to Indy on Thursday, drive to Western Kentucky on Friday… and that’s just the beginning of my descent into hell. Help. #
• Yeah… that’s a bit disturbing, @califmom. Meanwhile: I drink Bubble Tea AT THIS VERY MOMENT. Neat. #

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