BRENTZILLA

• Oh man, if you don’t want your beer-bottle-opening belt buckle, I’ll take it, @ohheygreat! #
• “Upgrade the power in your pants!” is probably my favorite spam subject head, ever. Carry on, sir, carry on! #
• If I order gin, it comes with a lime. Do not ask me “Lime or lemon?” Lime, damn you. Lime! #
• PAPER PLANES! THROWING PAPER PLANES! TO CLEAR MY HEEEEEAAAAAD! #

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