BRENTZILLA

• In like a hurricane, out like a lamb. Or something mixed-metaphory like that. #
• I remember when “Diesel Sweeties” was funny. It was five years ago, approximately. Nowadays, it’s the online equivalent of “Garfield.” #
• Sorry for the salt, but: May the Republic never forgive Republicans for unleashing that fuck Joe the Plumber upon this once-great nation. #
• Coworker and I just talked about his Mucinex. I was on about flavor, mouth feel, how it’s better aged. He thought I was talking wine. Sad. #

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