BRENTZILLA

• And now? Now, I shall tweet. #
• Headed to BART, ladyfriend in tow. We’re already halfway smashed. So tonight should rock. #
• Ladyfriend doesn’t know silver from gold. She makes awesome lasagna, though. #
• Hate it when my pants are too long and I’m standing in the San Francisco stew. #
• Did I say hate, @califmom? I meant love. #
• Drinking at The Latin American in the Mission. Hipsters are hip deep. And wishing they were me. But who doesn’t? Don’t answer that. #
• Somebody totally ripped it at The Latin American and it is not going away. The horror. The horror… #

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