Me via Twitter

Posted by Brent under Tweeting
  • Forgot my book today, so I’m at Starbucks. There’s an obese woman doing the pee dance in front of the restroom. Highly entertaining. #
  • Sure, we should educate society, but problems abound with widespread literacy, too. Example: Everyone thinks they are writers. Totally lame. #
  • Anyone? Anyone? Also: Can I get a WHA-WHAAA? #
  • What the hell are the shorty awards? Will the ladies be impressed if I win one? #

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