BRENTZILLA

• Wish I could make money tweeting. That would be sweet. Then I wouldn’t have to sit in a stall, listening to a man rub his anus raw with TP. #
• The International Home & Housewares Show in Chicago is being attended by “The Embassy of Poland in Washington, DC.” Should be a joke here… #
• There’s a company called “Johnson Controls.” I’m buying stock! #

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