BRENTZILLA

• My new company developed a pillow for ladies who want to sleep on their stomachs but have big breasts. It’s called The Ledge Pillow. Heh. #
• Turns out they developed it — and killed it — six or seven years ago, @vmarinelli. #
• Geeking out on the Star Trek trailers. At Starbucks. I love me some Star Trek. I don’t really care for this Starbucks, but whatever. #
• “I will not allow you to lecture me.” “Then why don’t you stop me?” I doubt another movie could do those lines and still be (hopefully) rad. #
• Berkeley boomer hippies are über-fascists whenever they perceive motorists violating their ambulatory rights. Someone oughta write a paper. #

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