BRENTZILLA

• At my friend’s place, watching cable TV: Flomax can reduce the presence of semen. Missing sooo much being cable-free. #
• I’m also eating her mixed nuts. I oughta buy her more, but I won’t. #
• Sorry, sorry, @jenniferkutz — I was actually looking for my shoes. Have you seen them? #
• Anyone else having problems with Firefox (Mac)? Spinning wheels and gory crashes are constant now. Browser better shape up or it’s fired. #
• It’s weird to hear “Heartbeats” (Jose Gonzalez version) at Starbucks. #
• Wow, that didn’t take long. It’s official: Firefox for Mac is b0rk3d. #
• I think they removed the knives when they hired you, @CcSteff. I sent ‘em a note. #

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