BRENTZILLA

• They’re calling references. #
• Man, Malcolm Gladwell… I mean, I like his books. Then I try to reread them and I just want to gouge my eyes out. He talks like that, too. #
• “Everything is what it is, and not another thing.” — Bishop Joseph Butler. (I hope I got that right.) #
• Remove “Bloc Party. Intimacy” from the album cover, and you have one of the most beautiful photos ever taken. Ever. Seriously. #
• God, what the fuck anyway am I doing anyway. H8 an H9. #
• Also: Hating Mighty Mouse with its much too-weak button thingy. Design flaw. Design flaw. Design flaw, bad. Is this covered in Applecare? #
• The saddest part of the initial announcement of iPhone was AT&T’s dude acting like he wasn’t going to rape me. He rapes me. All the time. #
• If you like classical drinks and bar culture, check out my pal’s new blog: http://smallhandbartender.blogspot.com. She’s totally hardcore. #
• I have a friend who hates saying “gift,” @Lena_. I kinda hate saying “corn” myself. #
• I miss my Starbucks. This Starbucks is populated by smelly students. SNNNNIFFFF. Ew. #
• Why is it that only scag dudes ask to share my table? I hate this Starbucks. #
• @biorhythmist: “TIP: ‘Whatever’ is the Complete Asshole’s most oft-used word.” Great… #

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