BRENTZILLA

• The problem with Californication is that it’s not true, not in the least. The writer does not get the woman back. Nope. #
• If you don’t know the difference between espresso and coffee when you order your precious mocha, you’re wasting everybody’s time. Stop it. #
• As I peel an orange and enjoy its succulent flesh, I do find myself thinking there must be a God. Nah, not really. But I like oranges. #
• It’s one of those days when a lot of dudes and no ladies are checking me out. Even at Trader Joe’s. #

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