BRENTZILLA

• You’re just looking for an excuse to post to #badmama, @wcopley. #
• Is it okay that I’m tellin people I’m writing a book and I’ve written four words? #
• Purchased microwave, didn’t set the clock for six months. Then I did. Month later: Blackout. Haven’t reset it, but I keep checking for time. #
• Ah Christ, missed my 3000th post. Worse, didn’t notice until nearly 150 posts later. #
• Trying to favorite @kimbees54 but Twitter says no. Maybe Twitter knows something I don’t… #
• And damn Twitter for making it okay to use “favorite” as a verb. #
• my Twitterank is higher than 87.04% of twitterers! http://twitterank.com/view/upright #
• You know, I dig Californication. The show. A lot. But the secondary couple — the bald guy and his munchkin wife — irritate me to no end. #
• I’m wearing no belt. Does my ass look fat? #
• I should have worn a belt. #

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