BRENTZILLA

• @ohheygreat: Yes, you do. #
• At the Berkeley Farmer’s Market. Recommend vegetarian taquitos from Flacos’ stand. #
• If you want to go unnoticed in Berkeley, drive a Prius, use a MacBook, wear an Obama shirt. #
• Founder/CEO of former company just parked his Prius in the yellow. Don’t wish him ill, but I wanna see a ticket! [Cackles with anticipation] #
• Where’s the effin meter maid? Goddamn it. #
• Scene: Starbucks. Characters: Me and CEO of company that laid me off. Plot: CEO’s Prius in the yellow. Conflict: METER MAID, WHERE ART THOU? #
• Dang, UPOC is godawful uglaaaay, @lilmar. #
• Listening to Private Dancer’s “Ain’t Leavin’ No More.” Reminds me of something. Anyway, good stuff. Get it at MPR’s Current Song of the Day. #
• Okay, but come on — it’s been, like, 40 minutes and still no ticket. This is not a holiday. This is not justice! #
• Meter maid report: There is no meter maid. Stay tuned for updates. #
• Meter maid report: Got excited when I thought meter maid was pulling up! But it’s just a university golf-cart dealio. Whatever. #
• Meter maid report: He drove away. Whatev. #

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