BRENTZILLA

• Checking out Port O’Brien and Crooked Fingers at Great American Music Hall tonight — anyone else? #
• Ladywise and girlward, the last 24 hours have been rather humbling. Needed? Nah, but I’m sure some lesson will be learned. Whatever THAT is. #
• At the show with @herdnoise. Evidently, none of you are here because it’s us and, like, three other people. Plus wait staff. Rad! #
• One sip per song. One sip, and I’ll be fine tonight. #
• Why you should follow me: I’m gonna be a successful disaster. #
• People, people, okay, okay! “Beautiful” successful disaster! Sheesh. #
• I’m older than everyone here. Except the rancid old dude who is front and center. What the fuck? He’s SO old.. #
• Dedicated to me by @herdnoise: The first cut off Weezer’s “Pinkerton.” Yeah, well, whatever brohaim. #
• I don’t understand dudes who wear metal-banded watches. It screams desperation #
• (Sorry if you wear metal-banded watches — I assume too much.) #
• Ah, young doctor-would-be-types: Please leave my bar. Now. #
• Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. What a great word. #
• New on Gmail: Video chat. Which is going to bring me a lot more business. If you know what I mean. Yeah, you do. Don’t you? #
• Uber excellent (and a retweet of too many to list): http://tinyurl.com/5dzd2w #
• Expanding my cafe vistas: Now I’m at Fellini’s coffee bar (or whatever it is), where I have uncovered free wifi. #
• Addicts are always addicts and always recovering, whether we’re talking about drugs or the people you loved long ago and never got over. #
• Another entry in Brent’s Least Pleasant Places on Earth: Berkeley’s public bathrooms in its earthquake-unsafe parking structure. Ack! #

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