BRENTZILLA

• Job searching is sooo much fun. Can you hear the fun? It’s because I use the word “fun” and not “WTF THIS IS SOME STUPID SHIT LOLZ.” #
• Not wanting to come across as a complainer, but when I turn on the radio, “Barack” or “Obama” are generally the first words heard. Overkill. #
• Forgot to eat breakfast and now I’m both cold and starving and grumpy. Bastards, all of you. #
• “Both cold and starving and grumpy.” I R WRITARD #
• Without Google’s start page, I wouldn’t know what holiday we were celebrating every week or so. #
• Writing a book is hard. Yes, I’m writing a book. I’ve written two words. Okay, more than that. But it’s gonna be the shortest book ever. #

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