BRENTZILLA

• Regarding my “tweet/NPR” complaint yesterday: “@nprpolitics: I got them to edit the headline. http://tinyurl.com/6ltw23.” NEAT! #
• Time in line at the polls: Zero seconds. Time in line at The Starbucks That’s Making Me Hate @Starbucks: 19 minutes. GRRR. #
• Editing Fark: Headlines quieter, saner than I had expected. Lerve mah admins, yo. SHOUT OUT TO MY MODZ MADZ SKILLZ, 2! #
• Whenever someone serving me food or coffee or whatever calls me “boss,” I think they hate me with all their heart and soul. #
• Fark line o’ the moment: “The Republicans’ last-minute strategy races past ‘beating a dead horse’ and straight into equine necrophilia” #
• Retweet @MinorOasis: “boss just emailed that he wants to see ‘everyone at the poles tonight’. how’d he find out about my other job?!” #
• It’s really easy, folks: Live in a rich, snooty, liberalist neighborhood up in the hills, and you get to skip the lines. Sheesh… #
• Goddamn it. Just found out I could have had free coffe, @Lena_. Luzer are me. #
• Coffee. Coffe? Coffee. #
• Well, when they call me “hoss,” I’m pretty sure they’re dead serious, @wcopley. #
• Now for the endorsement all of you have been waiting for: I support Barack Obama for the presidency of the United States. #
• So far, this is my Fark Headline of the Day: “Five Election Day myths to resist. Keep these in mind as you go to the polls tomorrow.” #

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