BRENTZILLA

• I wish some of you were funnier than you are. The rest of you, keep fucking trucking and shit. #
• Been drinking. Be glad I don’t unleash ultrafarkishness upon our asses because I can still spell in Englander. #
• I was way into the ancient Olympics! I’d run naked through the fields! Then my penis slapped me upside my head and knocked me out. OW HEAD! #
• Why yes, I was born with one leg and won many 800-meter races: Why do you ask? OHHH, actually, yeah, that makes sense… #
• Since we’re talking penis: Fat dude goes to urinal, unzips, puts hand on hips as he pisses. Never touches the dude. Must he wash his hands? #
• “Stay (So Close, So Far Away)” may be my favorite U2 song. One of them, at least. Can’t isolate it on iTunes without undue keystrokes, tho. #
• Ack. Head. Hurts. #
• Good: AT&T’s free wifi for iPhone at Starbucks. Bad is actually accessing it — AT&T needs someone who considers user experience. Weak. #
• Okay, I know I’m slow and way behind and that I initially said I didn’t like ‘em, but I’m really digging Vampire Weekend right now. #

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