BRENTZILLA

• My pal Traci’s in town, so I won’t be remembering the rest of this week. Goodbye world! #
• For the Cutest Song EVAR, go to http://tinyurl.com/5rfgq4 and download Unicorn Dream Attack’s “Alone.” #
• Overheard: “Beating off is for losers who can’t get some.” Either that guy’s the greatest self-hater of all time, or I lost a long time ago. #
• “I was going to do a math minor, but –” “Yeah, I like math too!” “– I realized I don’t really like math.” “Yeah, me too.” Kods are cute. #
• Kids, even. God. #

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