BRENTZILLA

• This was a quiet night and then it wasn’t. I like tonight. #
• @FanEffingTastic may be my soulmate. Well, if I had a soul nowadays. I ate it. Medium rare because I like the juice but not too much. What? #
• @_Heff, seriously, Marillion? I thought I was the only guy in the U.S. listening to them. Used to, anyway. Wait, you’re Murican, ain’tcha? #
• Girls in the Bay Area are, on the whole, and basically, blank walls. I need to get out of this place. Maybe find a job, too. #
• Dammit. I don’t even know what my 3000th tweet is. Whatever, I’ll wait for another number to celebrate. Actually, that’d be “celebrate.” #
• On the one hand, I sorta kinda maybe wanna work. On the other, I really, really, really don’t wanna work. Anyone have a position for me? #

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