BRENTZILLA

• My pal describes Entourage as “fame porn for middle-class men,” which it may be, but I’m all kinds of excited right now watching Season 4. #
• “That’s what they all say, then BAM! PONY PORN.” — Me. I quote myself. #
• For not getting a lot done so far today, I’m feeling pretty productive. That’s weird brain chemistry and refutes intelligent design. Wait… #
• If I slap up a pretty fem face and post nasty about scissor sex and mashables (I don’t know, just made it up), will I gain 500 followers? #

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