BRENTZILLA

• I’m 36 and wondering when I’ll grow up. Oh, and I bought a MacBook because I like pretty shiny things. #
• But I couldn’t stay at home all day, every day, scouring the Web for a job. My day job has become finding a job, and I don’t work from home. #
• Off to chop up fruit — Jennifer (rad bartender at Slanted Door) runs a business making syrups for cocktails. Pineapple gum syrup, yum! #
• I look HAWT in a chef’s coat. Or jacket. Or whatever it is. #
• That too, @chickenlittle :P #
• Six cases of pineapple, slaughtered. The Pineapple Nation will long remember the San Francisco Pulping of ‘08, and the manaical laughter. #
• Also picked up a MobileMe account. It’s good for what it does… but I guess I was expecting more. Like more sex. I mean, “features.” #

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