BRENTZILLA

• My favorite bars have one thing in common: 1) They don’t serve Malibu. 2) You’re a douche if you ask for it. 3) I laugh at you when you do. #
• Uhm… did I say one thing in common? #
• Uh oh! Members of the UC Davis Tennis Team are wandering around Berkeley in matching hoodies, and they lookin’ GANGSTA. Also: Same haircuts. #
• Finished “Y: The Last Man.” Now I make sad faces for it bring over… #
• “Being over,” even. Damn you iPhone. Damn you, retarded not-caffienated brain. #
• Sorry, @iSlappy — keep your chin up. #

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