BRENTZILLA

• I’m the dude of the unemployed! Or, as some — perhaps, I — would have it: I AM JESUS. So, like, hire me. And shit. But hire me first. #
• Bad numbers is all, @Gwinny. Publishing — whaddya gonna do? #
• Barista: “How you doing today?” Me: “Oh, I got laid off.” Barista: “I have an extra shot, ya want?” Winnar is meh #

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