BRENTZILLA

• At Jupiter, drinking beers. C’mon by! I’m the guy who is in work-out gear, catcalling the waitresses and ordering more beer. Not really. #
• @kimbees54, oh yeah I am! Headed home, sorry late peeps! #
• Started Democrats For McCain! club, but no one has joined. Stoopid Facebook. #
• My favorite thing about @ohheygreat’s latest tweet is the “THIRTEEN POINT NINE,” closely followed by “(13.9)” — she knows her audience. #
• The Ting Tings must hold the record for providing “Free Single of the (Day/Week/Month)” for, like, forever. Also: They suck. #
• That Bush fired Powell and not Rumsfeld illustrates an inability to think or operate in a manner befitting a president. Or “president,” even #
• Woke up thinking it was Friday. Realized I’d missed the VP debate and was pissed. Then figured out it’s Thursday. Now wishing it was Friday. #
• All the tweeps I follow have insomnia. #
• Twitter (and @sflovestory) on Current TV: http://tinyurl.com/3pz64y. Neato! #
• If @britneymason can be a dude and have thousands of followers, how come @thelordyourgod can be mortal and only get, what, a dozen? #
• I know, I know, @emilybrianna. It was, like, a retardical question. #
• Funniest [SAD] Fark headline so far today: “Mr. Clean takes a dirt nap.” #
• MPR’s “The Current Song of the Day” podcast gave me The Bound Stem’s “Happens to Us All Otherwise.” I’m digging it. I like finding new bands #
• Anyone with two terrabytes of music is probably just downloading files randomly so he or she can say, “I have two terrabytes, @Rsquared!” #
• STILL WANT MY INSTANT MESSAGIN’, TWITTER. #
• I don’t think MPR’s The Current should be downloading Ani DiFranco songs onto my pristine, ick-free hard drive. #
• Are you, like, @ joethepeacock’s best friend, @kellydeal? #
• More Fark goodness: “You taze the good, you taze the bad, you taze them both and there you have a suicide. A SUICIDE” #

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