BRENTZILLA

• If I could ever truly love a man, it’d be @absintheglow. But all my manlove is a lie. #
• Hey, "undecided" retards: You aren’t paying attention, or are a tard. I’m voting for Obama — he’s gonna burn the tard out of … #
• I’m hating Twitter. It’s a tard, too. Twitter’s gonna vote for Palin. #
• I’m more of a fighter, @midcoitus. Emotionally, anyway! #
• Google’s G1 looks a bit like an updated PC in your pocket. Wonder how Apple’s gonna respond. #
• "once i tried to run! i tried to run and hide! but jesus came and found me and touched me down inside!" http://tinyurl.com/64ml9w #
• No one cuts like @CcSteff cuts: "My friend @MrsHands is really funny. She has to be, what with the morbid obesity and unfortunate f … #
• Girl in office has to scream whenever she’s talking to someone who doesn’t understand something. Okay, "raise voice," whatever … #
• Retweet @everyone on Twitter: "Clay Aiken is gay! As if we didn’t know!" #

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