BRENTZILLA

• Blueprint of NPR’s “everyperson” political stories: Let people, evenly divided over candidates, yammer, then conclude nothing is determined. #
• When my Starbucks broke up with me, it surrendered a $5 Starbucks card to mend my broken heart. Civilized! #
• @wcopley hates Fairyland because the graphics sucked and the processing speed was slooooooow. Also, she has no soul! #
• I want comedy, @briggsb! I want the tragedy! I want, uh… drama. And dramedy! Or is that dramady? #
• I WANT NPR TO MAKE ME LAUGH, CRY, LAUGH AGAIN @Jonahstein! With utter and complete delight! #
• Google Android phone: http://is.gd/2Mpt. Weird how people keep writing about “real” keyboards being an advantage. I think it’s a non-issue. #
• Must. Get. iPod Classic. For road trip to Tahoe. #
• Back in my day, you just said “iPod, please” and the guy at Costco gave it to you. Nowadays, it’s a full-on interview. Kind? Color? Size? #
• Apple Store is actually pretty annoying. Why exactly am I waiting for someone to come help me? In and out, that would be great. #
• Ah, so, Apple guy who went off to grab my iPod stopped to talk to, like, 239 customers before strolling over to take my credit card. Sigh. #
• Sitting: $390 per flight. Swallowing own spit: $15 per Adam’s Apple bob. Air: $2.50 a puff. Developing your lungs, @DrewCurtis: Yeah, old… #
• The cool thing about Internet protests and complaints is that they’re so quiet and unobtrusive to my listening ear. Neat, the Internet is! #
• FF3 and @ohheygreat, sitting in a tree. I see you they got to you too. In other news, see my wondrous powers of meter and rhythym? #

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