BRENTZILLA

• “Older,” gone again. Twitter’s a tease. #
• All my chick friends eventually check in with the dudes who broke their hearts. Except for my ex. Why does this bother me? #
• I’m gonna find me some coffee. Then I’m going to kill it and drink it’s blood and be all BWA HA HA HA! YOU ARE M-I-N-E, BEYOTCH! #
• Homonyms and phonemes remain my mortal enemies, @chickenlittle #
• Man in coffeeshop had a “Gay? Fine By Me” t-shirt. Also rocked an 80s helmet ‘do. It was like he was time-shifted into this decade. #
• How can you hate hominy, @sluggirl1? It’s chew corn! Mmm… chewy… corn… #
• Must. Care. More. (What’s that? Oh yes, indeed it is catalog time — how’d you guess?) #

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