BRENTZILLA

• The universe placed the race on one blue dot amidst vast black, reducing “coincidence” to simple maths. Yet as she nears, he calls it fate. #
• And so: At a cafe, in a line that’s much too long. Will I stay? Or surrender and move on elsewhere for a half-wanted coffee? Decisions, ack! #
• @absintheglow, just realized same rule applies to Twitter followers. Keep quoting Scorpions — you’ll have thousands of followers, promise #
• Dear eMusic: If you’re going to brag about your extensive “alternative” collection, then not have anything alternative, don’t. Thanks! #
• I like The Most Serene Republic, in part, because of the band’s name. First cut off Population, “Humble Peasants,” is a pretty instrumental #
• @wcopley, are you referring to the Extreme Air Freshner Pirate who haunts the back hallway? #
• “Haunt” was probably the wrong word. “Preys upon my sense of scent and decency” is probably better. #
• Scent? Smell. Dag, I’m way off today, and caffeine has done nada… #
• Writing intros to catalogs — CATALOGS! — has got to be the dumbest writing job of all time. Who writes intros to catalogs? I do. #
• Someone with smoker’s ass has polluted the hallways at work for years, but only now do the natives grow restless. Viva la revolucion! #
• Yes, @vmarinelli, but do you get to write “Don’t forget to stock up on TEH GARETEST BOKE OF ALZ TAHM” 2,102,012 times, three times a year? #
• Heh. Oh, poor sad writer! Boo hoo! I’m soooo sad. #
• But, you know, when you decide in the second grade that you’re going to be a writer, you don’t imagine you’ll writing catalogs… #
• Or “you’ll be writing.” That works, too. #
• Ah! The revolucion is being told to by HR to lay off the Frebreeze. Not on my watch: http://tinyurl.com/2sdml6 #
• Have escaped from work and am killing a beer at The Misery. If any y’all are around, come around! (Look ma: No unintended mistakes!) #

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