BRENTZILLA

• That running back is so effin tough! I wish Neanderthals were around to show him what’s what. That slap would break him hard. #
• Uhm, seriously — I just checked @absintheglow’s Twitterface and he can click “Older.” I cannot. WTF? #
• @alysonwithay, yeah, no one seems to either. Twitter hates me. Probably because I’ve called it the opposite of awesome. Which it is. #
• I now have “Older.” I now have “Older.” Hallelughaghagh or however that’s spelled, I now have “Older.” #
• Retweet @akipeed: “Friend: it’s harder sticking around, pining for some dude who’s obviously a fool.” Wait, I said that. I retweeted myself! #
• In the Bay Area, boys and girls don’t talk when they catch each other’s eyes. They scurry home and post to Missed Connections on Craiglist. #
• (Seriously? Missed Connections on Craigslist is often funnier than Best of Craigslist.) #
• So this is how it feels to live in a world without John Denver. #

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