BRENTZILLA

• The closing ceremonies are so confusing, even Bob Costas has shut up. Oh, wait, no. #
• The cops who flirt with each other are here at Starbuck’s again. They’ve totally done it! It’s like reading an open book. With big print. #
• Retweet @joethepeacock: “Sad day for music: http://tinyurl.com/57fcu9” #
• Overheard phone convo: “Did I ever tell you about my first business, the one that made money? ‘Hot Dog Boy.’ No, it wasn’t in the Castro…” #
• “Manhawt” was my attempt at making up something that sounded not gay but it totally failed for it sounds sooooo gay. #

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