BRENTZILLA

• If I were taken at six months from mom’s womb and trained for five years to be an Olympic gymnast, I’d be upset if I didn’t win a medal too. #
• Obama on narrowing lead: “Yeah, they run good campaigns, they just can’t run a government.” Pretty much the last eight years summed up. #
• “Worlds Away,” Strange Advance. My first girlfriend and I played over and over. For me, it was about gulfs between people. For her, us. Ha. #
• FTW: @estrogen! #
• Ack. Missing out on last night’s tweets — wanna catch up, but got to make shit up for a big meeting today. #
• May want to stand six-point-three feet away from me right the fuck now — I feel a stabby fit coming on. #
• Moms like it when I bring “stabby” and “fit” together again. #

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