BRENTZILLA

• Yet more retarded manga icons defiling Twitter. Infection? Virus? Whatever it is, it’s infected the entire twitverse. In search of a cure. #
• Beastly Barista and Annoying Barista joining forces this morning to doom the the day. “Hi!” the beast cries. “Good to see you!” I fear her. #
• Other things annoying me (besides Annoying Barista) right now: “Good mornnnning,” cops flirting in dark corner (GBTW!), impending work day. #
• Beastly Barista savages me with her Starbucks gossip. I don’t care! I don’t care! But the beast hears not my silent pleas for mercy. #
• i r ritard. #
• Hmm… smells nice out today… oh, the stinks are headed for Burning Man. #
• Farkers, help a broham out: 1) Spell out whole numbers less than 10. 2) Use numerals for 10 and higher, except at the beginning of headline. #
• (Yeah, there’s a ton of exceptions, but I can clean those up — sticking with the below guidelines takes care of 90 percent of the problem.) #
• Olympic motto: “Citius, Altius, Fortius” (Faster, Higher, Stronger). So why is synchronized swimming included? #
• @alysonwithay, really? Sweet! #
• Must concentrate on anything but that which is most important to me right now. So this moment sucks. In other news: Caffeine was a bad idea. #
• Grab Bye Bye Blackbird’s four-song EP for FREE at http://tinyurl.com/68zzbp. Mellowy guitar pop, nice stuff! I’ll check the new album soon. #

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